[[The scene opens up at the Marine Base of Camp Pendleton in Southern California. Why are we here? Well we don't know for sure at the moment, but we're probably sure to find out soon. We see 3 Hummers drive up and out of them come 9 men. 8 are in marine recruit attire, but one, is in workout pants and a T-Shirt with the words "THE REAL SUPERMAN" on the back as we can only see him from behind. He turns around.....AND IT'S BIG POPPA PUMP!!! What's he doing here? Who knows, but we see him and the other 8 men vicious yelled at by two men in black military unifoms to an area where there is another man dressed in a black military uniform with a black hat and black shades and on his name label, it says "D.I. Warshawski".]]

[[HA HA HA!!!! Steiner in BOOT CAMP?!!! This should be classic]]

[[7 of the men run quickly as they're not used to being yelled at so loud and constant with different directions. But Steiner and a big Italian fellow next to him just look at them with contempt as they take their time to walk over to the area. They stand there as the three Drill Instructors stand before them. Callahan and McDougal flank each side of Warshawski as he just sneers and starts walking back and forth.]]

[[Why do I have a feeling this is gonna be bigger than Rock N Sock in terms of ratings?]]

[[D.I. Warshawski walks back and forth and then stands before Steiner he just smacks his lips and starts yelling out of nowhere]]

D.I Warshawski: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOT?!!! CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND PROTOCOL?!!! WHILE YOU ARE ON THIS BASE YOU ARE TO WEAR UNITED STATES MARINE RECRUIT ATTIRE!!!! NOW YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BARRACKS AND PUT ON THE RIGHT ATTIRE OR I WILL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU WILL BE SPITTING OUT YOUR DAMN INTESTINES ALL OVER THE GROUND!!!!!!!!

 [[Steiner just looks at him and laughs before suddenly attempting to grab his jaw, the D.I. counters and then tries to wrap Steiner's arm behind his back, but Steiner is too strong for him as he sends an elbow back crashing against his jaw, the D.I. falls back stunned but doesn't go down. He smiles as he spits out some blood and gets back in Steiner's face]]

D.I Warshawski: OH I SEE WE HAVE A BOY WHO LIKES TO GET ROUGH HERE!!!! WELL THAT'S JUST FINE!!!! WE LOVE ROUGH BOYS!!! AM I RIGHT FELLAS?!!!

 [[The other two D.I.'s smile and nod their heads, Steiner just pushes Warshawski back]]

Scott Steiner: Listen you stinkin' piece of trash!!! I ain't some weak ass 18 year old punk who can't cut it in life and can't tell his head from his ass so he comes here for direction!! I'm the goddamned Genetic Freak!!!!! BIG POPPA PUMP!!!! And the only reason I'm here on this shithole base, dealing with a bunch of shitheads like you is that I got court ordered by some punk ass old geezer judge who didn't like my attitude when I told him he could give his gavel up his ass while I go and fuck his hot daughter!!! So don't try to punk me around like I'm some kid, becuase as you just got a taste of, I can and WILL beat your sorry ass down right here.....right now!!!!!!!

[[Only Steiner would be this ballsy]]

[[D.I. Warshawski just smiles as he gets back in Steiner's face]]

D.I Warshawski: Well "Big Poppa DUMP".......YOU ARE ON MY TIME AND MY BASE BOY!!!!! YOU AND THE OTHER EIGHT CRIMINALISTIC REJECTS OF SOCIETY ARE HERE TO LEARN SOME DAMN RESPECT AND ORDER!!!! YOU WILL NOT CHALLENGE MY DAMN AUTHORITY AGAIN OR I WILL BUST YOU TO K.P. DUTY SO FAST YOU WILL THINK THAT YOU CRYIN' FOR YOUR DAMN MOMMA TO COME GET YOU OUTTA HERE AIN'T SO BAD AN IDEA BOY!!!!!!!!!

Scott Steiner: Hey fuckface, are you not listenin'?!! [raises his arms] You see these? These means that if you step too far I'll make you a goddamn example and preview of what I'm gonna do to that seven foot BITCH Kevin Nash!!! Because you're just like him, nothin' but a damn big yelling son of a bitch who don't got the damn BALLS to back up what he got to say!!! That's why I hate the damn nWo, just like the goddamn military!!!! You shits walks around talking all this crap about how big and bad you are and you make all the crappy common idiots believe it so they go around fearing your ass. But once someone steps to you, you'll fold like a house of cards!!! So you think I fear you?!! You ain't nothin' boy!!!! I'd whip your ass so fast it make your head spin!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski looks pissed as Callahan and McDougal come up to him, they whisper something in his ear and he gets an evil smile]]

D.I Warshawski: WELL I TELL YOU WHAT BOY!!!! IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO GET SOME GUTS......I'LL COMPETE AGAINST YOU IN ALL THE TRAINING EXCERCISES AND IF YOU BEAT ME, I'LL DISCHARGE YOU AND ALL THE OTHER MEN.......PLUS I'LL BOW DOWN AND KISS YOUR ASS AS I HEARD YOU LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE TO DO!!!!!

[[Ha ha!!! 10 bucks on Steiner]]

Scott Steiner: [smiling] You got a deal you dumb son of a bitch!!! And when I'm done with you today, you're gonna be just another bitch!! Because I'm gonna treat you like I'm gonna treat Kevin Nash and all those other nWo idiots, like nothing but useless sacks of shit sitting in my damn way as obstacles!!! Because once I kick your ass, I'm gonna kick Nash's ass, the Michaels, then the Black and Gold nWo faggots and then those Minor League B-Team pussies!!!!! Because I'm sick of all these "orders" in the world. There's only one damn order that should matter dammit........the BOOTY DADDY ORDER!!!!! And the only thing you need to know about that is that you bow down and KISS MY ASS!!!!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski just smiles as he walks and motions for Steiner and everyone to follow. D.I.'s Callahan and McDougal are talking to each other on the side]]

D.I. Callahan: Man this ain't gonna be pretty, ain't no one beat Warshawski in the training excercises. That crazy bastard's been the top of the base for the past 10 freakin' years!!!

D.I. McDougal: Aye laddie, but I ain't so quick to bet me money on Warshawski this tyme. That Steiner fella, he ain't a wussy boy eetha'. I seenim' a fightin' once against a fella......darn near rip the poor man's head off he did!!!

D.I. Callahan: But this is "Wizard" Warshawski!!! I mean this guy ALWAYS finds a way to win!!!!

D.I. McDougal: Aye...but this time, I wouldn't be-a surprised if he gon' and lost. I thin' he mighta bit off more than he can chew on this-a challenge.

[[I gotta go with the Irish guy on that]]

[[The two D.I.'s argue as we get to the obstacle course. The Big Italian fellow, Enrico "The Machete" Mancini pulls Steiner off to the side]]

Machete Mancini: [pulls out a switch blade] Hey, it'd be-a sad accident if ya know da D.I. got his throat cut somehow......capisce?

[[Steiner looks at him and just raises his arms]]

Scott Steiner: Are you fuckin' deaf or somethin'? I been saying it over and over again......you see these? These are all I need. I beat that sorry son of a bitch at his own game and if you wanna cut him up for Deli meat afterwards, do it all you want. But I don't need no damn help. This punk is just another nWo jobber far as I'm concerned. I'm gonna make him eat shit by the time I'm through!!!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski looks at Steiner with contempt]]

D.I Warshawski: ARE YOU READY BOY?!!!

Scott Steiner: Let's get this shit over with, I got a room reserved at the Ritz Carlton in Dana Point, I'm gonna throw a FREAK ALL NIGHT party and I ain't gonna be late!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski just smiles as D.I. Callahan gets a gun and fires it. Steiner and Warshawski take off. First they go through the basic stuff runing through tires, crawling through a tube and jumping over a barricade. They then round the corner and hit the next area which is swing over a pit of muddy water. Both do it easily and then we get to another crawl area where you have to crawl on the ground and not get cut by the barbwire above. Both men do it and we get to the final obstacle. A wall where you climb up the rope and rapel down the otherside. Warshawski starts climbing the wall when suddenly......STEINER PUSHES IT DOWN!!!!!!!! Warshawski and the wall go crashing down as Warshawski clutches his side. Steiner non-chalantly walks over to the finish point and stands there as the inmates cheer while D.I.'s Callahan and McDougal rush to Warshawski's aid. They try to help him up, but he's pissed as he pushes them away and gets in Steiner's face]]

D.I Warshawski: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT YOU CHEATIN' SUM BITCH?!!!!!!

Scott Steiner: Did the goddamn rules say I had to climb that piece of shit?!! NO!!!!! It said "traverse the obstacles" and that's what I did. When an obstacle stands in my goddamn way.....I KNOCK IT DOWN!!!!!! That wall, you, Kevin Nash, nWo......all fucking obstacles for me to topple over like a damn stack of dominoes!!! You don't like it, you can kiss my ass because I don't give a damn. I got past the damn obstacles and beat your ass.......PERIOD!!!!!!!! And you best step out of my damn face before something bad happens to ya because right now I'm fixing to make your head and your ass be in the same damn place!!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski looks pissed but the other D.I.'s calm him down. He then gets in Steiner's face again]]

D.I Warshawski: FORGET THE REST OF THE TRAINING EXCERCISES.....WE ARE GONNA SETTLE THIS GLADITORIAL STLYE!!!!!!!!

[[So what with swords and those cheesy Greek masks?]]

Scott Steiner: Bring it on bitch!!! I ain't afraid of your sorry ass, in fact I'll take you and your two pussy ass friends on also!!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski laughs as he goes around to check to see what the other two D.I.'s think about it.........BUT THEY'RE OUT COLD AND BLEEDING!!!!!!!! D.I. Callahan has a switch blade stuck in his chest as Warshawski looks on horrified as Machete Mancini is just standing around whistling and gives an innocent look]]

Machete Mancini: I dunno what happen!!! He jus' fell on da knife!!!

[[Fell......Right]]

[[D.I. Warshawski quickly calls medics to his position as they rush and load the two D.I.'s. The medics say McDougal will survive as he only has contusions, but they're not sure about Callahan. The Military Police quickly swarm on Machete Mancini and arrest him as he keeps screaming]]

Machete Mancini: Itza a setup!!! I tell you, he fell on da knife!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski starts to follow the vehicles driving off, but Steiner suddenly grabs him and throws him to the ground]]

Scott Steiner: I'm not done you stinkin' piece of trash!!! Just because your butt buddies got hurt you think I'm gonna give you mercy?!!! Come on, let's get this shit over with, I got bitches to bust a nut all over later!!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski is so pissed now that he wants this fight. He leads Steiner to an area where there's a circular platform risen on a column about 10 feet in the air. Basically, this is a stick joust arena like seen on American Gladiators. Warshawski climbs on it as does Steiner. Neither men grab the safety gear just the joust sticks. But Warshawski points to a cadet who suddenly flips a switch and the water below......IGNITES ON FIRE!!!!!!! Warshawski gives a sick smile as he looks at Steiner]]

D.I Warshawski: IN THIS GAME.......THERE'S CLEARLY A WINNER!!! AND I AIN'T NEVER LOST BOY!!! YOU READY TO BURN LIKE A PIECE OF SAUSAGE ON A GRILL DURING THE FOURTH OF JULY?!!!!

Scott Steiner: Shut your stinkin' mouth and let's get this over with.  Just like Nash, a fucking blowhard who's about to get his ass fried!!!!

[[D.I. Warshawski screams and starts swinging and lunging at Steiner, who just totally overpowers him. One shot from his joust stick sends Warshawski reeling back, but he doesn't fall off. He then tries to lung again and nails Steiner, who takes two steps back and smiles. He throws down the stick and waves at Warshawski to come at him. Warshawski gets pissed and throws down his stick and goes flying at Steiner, who grabs him and NAILS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!! Steiner just suplexes Warshawski off the platform as the goes flying through the fire lit water and you hear a splash as he starts screaming in pain from being on fire. The cadets rush to his aid as Steiner gets a nearby rope and swings to a side safety platform and climbs down. He walks over to Warshawski who has massive 2nd and 3rd degree burns as Steiner spits on him and comments]]

Scott Steiner: See what happens when you fuck with me?!! This is what happens to EVERYONE who fucks with me!!! And you're just another fucking name on a long list that's gonna soon add Kevin Nash's punk ass!!! Because no one seems to get it......I'M FUCKING SUPERMAN!!!!!! AIN'T NOBODY BETTER THAN ME........BECAUSE BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP........HOLLLLL..................

[[Suddenly you hear a familiar voice]]

Familiar Voice: AT TEASE SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!

[[Steiner looks around and it's.......GOLDUST!!!!! He's in a Marine major uniform as he walks around pacing like the D.I.'s did earlier]]

Major Goldayne: Mah name is Major Benson Winifred Goldayne........as of OHHHHHHHHHHH ATE HUNK-DRED!!!! I am replacin' Major Warshawski as your Commanding Offisaw!!!! I have ATE weeks to turn you FIRM, STRONG, VIRILE men into a well OILED machine. And let me tell you somethin' LADIES......FIRMING UP MEN is my business.....and BUSINESS IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!

[[Steiner looks pissed as he starts walking over to Goldust]]

Scott Steiner: Come here you goddamn faggot, I'm gonna fuck you up worse than your fat ass daddy when he sits on your needle dick!!!!!

[[Suddenly, in rushes........G.I. BRO!!!!!!! He's holding an M16 in his hand]]

G.I. Bro: Yo sucka!!! I sugges' ya back off from mah commandin' offisah!!!!!!!! Because if not I'm gonna hafta to go LEFT-LEFT-LEFT-LEFT-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT ALL OVAH YO ASS SUCKA!!!!!!!!!

[[Uhm, ain't G.I. Bro an ARMY guy?]]

Major Goldayne: It seems Mista' Steinah isn't.....[does his hand rub, air suck motion].....FIRM enough to be in the ranks. But no matter, I'll still personally DISCHARGE you before you go............

[[Steiner wants to go at Goldust, but with Booker holding a gun, even he's not that dumb he just backs off as he goes toward a nearby limo waiting for him as Midajah is standing outside it, he yells at the nWo Black & Gold one last time]]

Scott Steiner: You pieces of shit enjoy this crap......because when I'm through with you, the only thing being discharged will be your damn stomach contents and guts have I play "surgeon" Big Poppa Pump Style!!!!!! BECUASE BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP.....HOLL...........

Major Goldayne: NO SOLIDER!!! IT IS.......YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF.........[does his hand rub, air suck motion again].......GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDUSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[[Goldust makes a biting motion at Steiner as he and Midajah get in the limo as it speeds off as the scene fades]]